Surveillance Police State (SPS)

The United States - in which all persons are subject to continual observation and monitoring by the government and corporations in all aspects of life; where no piece of information is too private or insignificant for inclusion in the permanent digital record; where all persons are subject to the jurisdiction of secret courts and the arbitrary suspension of constitutional rights. The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is sponsored by the presidential administrations of George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama, the Democrat and Republican parties in Congress, the U.S. judiciary, all government agencies and most large corporations - particularly telecommunication, finance, defense, media and internet companies. Its creation was foretold by numerous literary and cinematic works; and although its actual existence was known since at least 2001, it only received critical attention when brought to light by whistleblower Edward J. Snowden in 2013.

The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is an act of terrorism against United States citizens.

by auropticon August 14, 2013

Serve

When someone's outfit is on point

Not gonna lie, your outfit is a serve.
This is a serve.

by Tragedies February 7, 2019

christian Minecraft Server

The most holy place on the planet you sinner >:(

“This is a Christian Minecraft Server so, no swearing.”

by Fatuglyobeseguy June 14, 2018

Quantity Surveyor

An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.

'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'

by Rusty-Horny-But-Crusty December 15, 2008

San Diego Soft Serve

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.

Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.

by Rino1abc December 14, 2018

Swervedriver

Possibly one of the most underrated alternative rock bands of all time. An English band formed in 1984, they recorded and released four studio albums displaying a sound like those of grunge and indie rock. Unfortunately, they never made much mainstream success and were on hiatus for many years before reuniting in 2008 to tour again.

"It looks like you've been losing sleep", said a stranger on a train...

Swervedriver deserves more. Fuck the Jonas Brothers.

by Nosdormu August 3, 2009

swerve text

Swerve text is when you're texting someone and you think they're into you then at the last minute they send you message to blow you off.

Ashley: Hey, I've been thinking about you.
Brian: oh really? Want to come over?
Ashley: hmm, not today I got other plans.
Brian: Damn, just got swerve texted, I see how it is.

by Jazy123 June 20, 2014