U suck dick lol

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018

suck dick

the action I would like to be partaking in currently.

I would like to suck dick right now.

by UpsetStomach.Org July 23, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

Suck dick December

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick

Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off

by Locus788 November 4, 2019

National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019

suck dick day

december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!

boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day

by hi whore December 7, 2019

suck dick

giving a male oral sex

the guys all like her because she really likes to suck dick

by dawn June 15, 2002