suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

by mick nullen August 7, 2021

Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

by QueenCalee November 28, 2019

michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022

suck dick on accident

It be a meme . Found on vine (wich is ded).

Boi what did u do? I suck dick on accident . how u do that bitch?

by O O F L O R D January 14, 2018

Suck Dick November

girls have to suck boys dick when they ask.

girl - "I have to suck dick"
boy - "why"
girl - "its suck dick November

by jamieboy34 October 5, 2020

Nicholas Sucks Dicks

Truth that Nicholas sucks dick and is a complete ASSHOLE to Cameron.

Cameron: Nicholas sucks dicks!

Nicholas: Bitch I'm going to kick your ass!

Cameron: Fat ones! 365 days a year!

Nicholas: Bitch here I come!

Cameron: What I didn't hear you there was too many dicks in your mouth!

by nicksucksdick October 21, 2011

Suck Dick Sunday

Suck Dick Sunday is a tradition in which every Sunday all the homies meet up and suck each other off.

Jord : You're going to Emmie's place tomorrow?
Me : Are you crazy? It's Suck Dick Sunday tomorrow!!

by omriberchman July 15, 2022