Stupid as fuck

When someone fails to utilize common sense. Purposely choosing to do unsensable choices. Making irrational decisions. They are 14/69

I can't believe how Angie is being Stupid as Fuck.

by Wildwiley42 July 21, 2023

Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 23, 2023

Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

Stupid deaf fuck

When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck

Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf

Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test

by Sussysausage June 23, 2024

my definitions are stupid as fuck

why did i write these
oh yeah bec i was a lil kid shithead

"I just looked on my urban dictionary account for the first time in years, my definitions are stupid as fuck."

by EBtPGyt March 25, 2026

fuck me stupid

A come-on, or chat-up line, indicating that the person saying it wants to have sexual relations until his or her mind is rendered incapable of the simplest thought or speech.

Only considered "hot" when a very, very smart person says it, since you know that he or she is looking for a long, hot ride.

A person you know to be highly intelligent walks up to you in a club and whispers into your ear, "I want you fuck me stupid."

by mensa chick March 3, 2011

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

by rowafe August 25, 2009