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structuralism

Structuralism is a philosophical dogma in which formalism has universal or meta-statical attributes.

Ie. The assumption that objects that are expressed formally can be extrapolated to meta-structures or meta-truths.

Structuralism is an attribute of German philosophers.
Structuralism should not be conflated with linearism which is intersubjective with negative formalism.
by sandraxine September 14, 2018
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structure

A very different style of sexual intercourse using senses of fear, confusion, and pleasure.
I would want to structure the shit out of Selena Gomez after going to Walgreens and buying olive oil, a cactus, and a back scratcher.
by Mk4kettle June 2, 2016
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Bone Structure

Bone Structure techinally means, the bones in your body that you want to feel again.
|| Her bone structure screams touch her, touch her. ||

" Touch my body, & make me scream "

" I love the way you make my bones feel good "

" The strcture in my body is healed "
by Mystique Humphrey December 14, 2008
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structural engineer

While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.
Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Structural Fart

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".
I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.
by Colonel Saul Tigh May 11, 2009
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Structured Photos

A euphemism used to describe pornography. Often to avoid somebody catching on.
Bernard: where jake bro?
Samuel: dunno, probably checking out some structured photos. hasn't left his room all day
Melissa: oh really, Jakes into photography? hes so deep!
Samuel:..uh, yeah..
Bernard:haha
by Brickytamland June 25, 2009
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Structure fire

When a firefighter sees a house burning he realizes there is only one way to stop it. He calls his wife and has her suck him off so his huge load can extinguish the fire
This is the Cheif! Get my wife here ASAP, we got a structure fire!
by GRID April 2, 2012
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