spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.

Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her

by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019

All American Stream Team

A group of twitch streamers who can't get their shit together. They provide comedic entertainment to viewers by playing games and bashing each other comedically.

I just watched a stream from All American Stream Team and it was quite entertaining. It had be rolling in tears.

by Frostwyrven July 22, 2017

spread the cheeks

When you have fart and you bend over and spread the cheeks of your ass and fart it makes a long squeky noise.

Warner: i got a fart comeing

Campbell: oi warner spread the cheeks

Warner: okay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

by Greg Mathews May 16, 2008

Spread The Tight

'Spread The Tight' whatever you want it to mean. It has no set definition.

Just throw it in an everyday sentence I can substitute for any saying.

i just fucked shit up!
i jsut Spread The Tight!

lets do some cool shit.
lets Spread The Tight.

by Tall Australian June 18, 2011

Spread the Jam

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

by Josh Goldston October 28, 2006