alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it

yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her

by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012

Strawberry Shortcake Remix

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.

Guy: I Strawberry Shortcake Remixed all over her face!

by Lee Williams #5 March 17, 2011

StrawBerry Shortcake Bar

The best Ice Cream Bar known to man, causes the mouth to water, and the cheek glands to pucker while tasting the delicious delicacy. Melting occurs always, leaving a tasty mess.

Yo, when u grab your soda will you pick me up a Strawberry Shortcake Bar from the Tastes like heaven section?

by PumpkinsetsFire April 26, 2011

Upside Down Strawberry Shortcake

A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.

Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?

by Wild Wild Wickney August 17, 2021

Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum

Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga

by I have no gender November 8, 2017

strawberry shortcake version 2

occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.

"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"

by b.ximenez January 19, 2008

Strawberry Shortcake

A Strawberry Shortcake is when a woman is on her period and rides a mans face until climax. Thus making a "Strawberry Shortcake"

Man: Sit on this face bitch.

Woman: I can't I'm on the rag!

Man: It's ok, I've been craving some Strawberry Shortcake anyway!

by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018