the point where u laugh so much that your sides hurt. then you and everone your with spaces out for a half hour before going to get food.
we were so stoned last night that we went to the drive through and spent 25 dollars on the dollar menu
by manprin July 31, 2008
Get the stonedmug. A state of mind, achieved by taking drugs to the point that you are impaired by them. As appose to the euphoric feeling you get, the high.
It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed.
Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.
It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed.
Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.
This is gooooood weeeeed..... Im very stoned.......
Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint.
"And the waitress is practising politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned"
-Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics
Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint.
"And the waitress is practising politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned"
-Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics
by Cool P June 6, 2005
Get the stonedmug. the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying
i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for
by k0o47 February 27, 2008
Get the stonedmug. A degree of intoxication from pot. Enough to change normal thought processes. Normally implys absent mindedness, and stupidity.
by Jakeisuseless February 25, 2005
Get the stonedmug. by Rachel January 17, 2004
Get the stonedmug. by catelin December 27, 2003
Get the stonedmug. 1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation
the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus
they'll stone ya and then say good luck
I got stoned....and i missed it!!
they'll stone ya and then say good luck
I got stoned....and i missed it!!
by Stoner Dave September 23, 2005
Get the stonedmug.