Spicy stilts

When your gym teacher whips out bucket stilts, but you get the only non-broken ones.

“Hey johnny, your so lucky, you got the spicy stilts!”

by cjboss! April 10, 2019

Stilt

When Roblox players use a leg or two from the Triple-Headed Trouble bundle to make their avatar unnecessarily taller.

P1: "There are so many Stilts in this server! Why does everyone need to be unnecessarily taller?"
P2: "I know right? The one Rthro leg makes them look so silly."

by Nightlu August 31, 2021

gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.

Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!

by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021

cunt on stilts

just a fucking cunt

Archie:"fuck off jack your a cunt on stilts"

by APF7 December 10, 2018

STILTED

This is the word to describe when a person who is lacking in height is not a happy bunny

My god! That wee man was a bit stilted wasn't he

by taliBanda August 3, 2025

Fat girl stilt

When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.

I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022