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Mexican shit standoff

When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021
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Standoffish

Where one person seems to be a little distant and uncaring another person or thing is there; noninteracting.
She was way to standoffish, i couldn't get her to talk to me at all.
by Sam E. Potter April 22, 2008
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Mexican Standoff

It refers to a no-win/no-lose situation. It does not require three participants; two is enough.
There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.
by Robert H94121 September 7, 2007
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Standon

The epitomy of relationships; an ideal status, in which the participants are in a most loving relationship; simply Perfect

Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie
Awww you guys are almost as cute as Standon... NOt quite... but getting there

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?

You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?
by thinkfast03 March 30, 2009
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standover man

Aussie slang for an extortionist who uses physical violence (or threats thereof) to extract payment on behalf of another party.
You might pay a standover man to get some money owed to you instead of going via the police. Perhaps you might order a few broken ribs or a kneecapping as an object lesson to go along with the payment.
by dbb618 May 6, 2007
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Shandon

A name of Irish descent (usually male). Various meanings include: A man of God. deep spiritual wisdom, lover of the Lord, respecter of the land and law. A great leader to the lost.

A force to be reckoned with.

A person of integrity, would rather deal in truth only, does not sugar coat or glaze things over. Diplomatic when needed, direct at all other times. Confident on the outside, questions his/her own abilities when nobody else is around.

Love music, dance, and the arts.

Passionate lover, faithful to one person, mates for life, will not remarry unless widowed or widower. usually very well endowed and makes up in other areas where he/she may be lacking.
Shandon can refer to some place names: ;Republic of Ireland * Shandon, Dublin * Shandon, Cork.
by Ireland lad February 4, 2010
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shandoozle

A term/word/slang used by cowboys back in wild, wild west. Currently used by hilly billies and rednecks all over the country, as a expression reflecting suprise and/or joy.
shandoozle! y'almost hit me!

shandoozle! round em! yehaw!

shandoozle! that really get my billy goat!

shandoozle! ride that indian!
by Jimmy L. Joel February 28, 2008
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