stamos

a very large penis

doctor, my stamos burns with the intensity of a thousand hot suns

by quankyswank November 16, 2009

The Stamos

A majestic penis with a beautiful head, irresistible to women & hypnotizes them into performing oral sex or any sexual activity in general

Friend: How did you get her to blow you on the first date?
Guy: I showed her The Stamos and she couldn’t resist!

by Johnny Stamos January 17, 2018

stamos potential

When you have two pair on the turn in poker and there's a chance that a full house will be revealed.

"I went for it because of the Stamos potential."

by soda September 9, 2004

Stamos slap

Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.

Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?

A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.

by Jack Sophalot May 4, 2005

Stamkoser

A Toronto Maple Leaf fan that cheers for Leaf losses so the team can improve their chances at a great draft pick usually because they favor a rebuild.

The Stamkosers are fighting with the the "real fans" in the GT thread again.

STAMMMKKOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Cyris January 12, 2009

tramp stamps

Foodstamps. This was the original definition for the word, until loose women starting getting tats above their ass cracks.

You should have seen it. I was at the grocery store waiting in line and this crack whore with 8 kids was buying soda, steak and lobster. The bitch paid in tramp stamps. I couldn't help myself. I told her to get a job, close her legs and get out of my wallet.

by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009

John Stamos

A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.

Margaritas are sour, and John Stamos are sweet.

by muffinmonk May 30, 2011