squirking

When a girl is twerking and reaches a certain level of excitement and then Proceeds to squirt. It is refereed to as Squirking

Did you see that girl last night? She was Squirking everywhere!

by Verybadmole November 6, 2013

Ranch Squatting

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.

duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D

by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009

Squirting Unicorn

This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.

You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.

by Zubin Mehta June 11, 2008

Bondage Squirting

A combination of rough & sometimes painful play used to make women squirt ( known as female ejaculation ) When it comes to bondage squirting , the women is usually tied down , to a wall , upside down etc. and forced to squirt . It usually involves ropes , chains , gagging , and alot of toys ! especially a vibrator

Girl : What's Bondage squirting

Boy : It's when I tie you up and force you to squirt

Girl : OO ! I wanna try (:

Boy : FUCK YES !

by tazzlovesyou July 9, 2011

Geo Squatting

The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.

"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."

by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009

Squirting Dutchman

The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.

Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.

by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006

Squawking Seagull

When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.

The squawking seagull does not need an example.

by C Dogg October 29, 2007