skeef

To steal or take something that does not belong to you.

"I didn't have a seat so I skeefed one"

by F-Bomb February 16, 2003

speef

The process of dragging your testicles over random objects or terrain. Speefing is very popular in Japan where men will get together and pull their sacks across an assortment of different textured items. People will sometimes involve furry animals or teddy bears and haul their groin from head to tail. This is called beast speefing, or sometimes just beefing.

Speefing got its name from the word "spee" which is traditionally shouted by participants to show their enjoyment of the act. "Spee" is the Japanese word for "smooth"

"Whats Dave doing to your cat?" "Oh, he's just beast speefing it"

by nublar December 10, 2004

Skeef

Skeefing is when you get hit in the balls so hard you lie on the ground and scream/breathe, skeef

Man1: “ dude did you see John get skeefed today?
Man2: “ no but is he okay?”

by Gonefortea March 3, 2021

squeef

Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.

Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?

by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008

sqeekage

used in reference to sqeeking when something happens.

used in similarity to old days when they would say "u got some major tubage, dude"

U got some major sqeekage, dude

by Ian February 2, 2005

sweeft

sick + sweet + swift
the best of all worlds and it gets 'er done faster.

"yo man check out my new kicks"
"sweeft"

by awesomeville June 8, 2009

Sheefcake

A female version of a beefcake or a burly chick sometimes mistaken as a guy.

Dude, I thought I saw my buddy at Chipotle but it turned out to be a sheefcake!

by UniKid September 20, 2013