a style of guitar playing characterized by extremely fast flurries of notes and extremely distorted tones. rusty cooley's style epitomizes shred playing. some other famous shredders are steve vai, joe satriani, and yngwie malmsteen. most shredders use ibanez or jackson guitars becasue of their thin flat necks, tremelo systems, very high output pickups and agressive looks among other factors. though loved by some, shredding is often attacked for being "unmusical" or just for show. some techniques commonly employed by shredders are tremelo picking, sweep picking, pinch harmonics, extremely wide vibrato, tapping, two handed tapping, and a myriad of whammy bar tricks.
"dude jimi hendrix totaly shreds it up!"
"wel acctaully, jimi's improvisational style is very melodic and has a strong bassis in the chords being played behind it, he is not shredding"
"wel acctaully, jimi's improvisational style is very melodic and has a strong bassis in the chords being played behind it, he is not shredding"
by michael langdon August 12, 2006
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Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010
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When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.
Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers
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1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.
It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.
So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.
It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.
So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......
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