Spooderman

Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.

John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST

by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019

Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web

Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!

by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019

spoderman

The knock off version of spoderman

Look it’s your friendly spoderman

by Venom2314 December 23, 2021

Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

by Nato22 November 26, 2007

spidermaning

when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.

(can't think of example for spidermaning)

by Labac January 15, 2009

Spiderman

While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"

Cindy didn't know what 'hit' her when i showed her my spiderman!

by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008

spiderman app

It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.

*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.

by Skullcutie July 13, 2013