spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004

splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003

Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011

Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011