sprangled

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.

Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'

by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spangle

So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.

Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.

by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010

Spangled

A slang word used to describe someone who's completely drunk. Can also be used as 'Spangladesh', if someone is describing that they were drunk.

Person: "what did you do over the weekend?"

"Ah mate, I went to Spangladesh! I was completely spangled."

by TheDracoMalfoy April 11, 2016

Star Spangled Boner

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.

I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

by WinterArmageddon May 29, 2011

star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.

I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 24, 2007

spangled

off ya ed wiv drugs n dat

tekin couple ov pills n beer

by laura n kerry 05 September 25, 2005