Spicy Dick Milk

When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk

Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk

Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.

by DickMilkIsSpicy July 5, 2017

stick dick

When you take so many sticks(Xanax bars) you cannot function sexually.

I couldnt pipe last night cause i got stick dick from 8 bars

by spazx November 5, 2009

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 19, 2014

slick dick

Slick Rick has a slick dick, so do girls with skates on who get stuck in a blow storm.

ooo sniyat

by Matt F April 16, 2004

pixie stick dick

A really thin dick with nuthin but dust sperm inside. Corny ass dick game basically

That nigga think he all dat wit his pixie stick dick

by Anonymous3234 January 20, 2009

Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant

Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on

by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019

Sick Dick

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.

Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!

by SickDgirl March 19, 2021