I hope someday to be as cool as Spoogebob Spermpants. Until then, I'll just sit in my corner and masturbate.
by Spoogebob Spermpants February 18, 2003
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The word that should be used to describe moving walkways/stairs in shopping centers due to the large amounts of sperm deposited on the hand rails because men often don't wash their hands after using the bathrooms in public places.
"She used the spermalator to get from the first floor to the second floor of the shopping center."
"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"
"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"
by foxxysamantha January 10, 2009
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hey,all of you,humans,aliens,insects,animals,or whatever you are, you are all nothing but spermicans if you are living.
by rjrumples January 11, 2009
Get the spermican mug.dude i was fuckin Jen last night and i got all spermtanious and she got Pist that it got on her pillow.
by s doggggggg March 4, 2009
Get the spermtanious mug.When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.
"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"
"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
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Get the Spermasaurus Rex mug.Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.
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