Spermrub

The gathering of sperm after ejaculation and binding it with your hands.

To rub sperm into your hands/body when finished jacking off.

I jacked off before and finished it with a spermrub.

Spermrub is a good way of greeting someone you dont like.

by Stanstring September 28, 2010

Sperm Cave

A big dark stanky pussy that men often get lost in.

Yo gmoney I heard Ashley D has one giant ass sperm cave. Coy got lost for hours.

by funky jizz master June 13, 2009

Sperm Genocide

When a male masturbates, killing countless amounts of defenseless sperm.

Tyler: Duuuude last night I whacked off.

Jackie: Way to go and commit sperm genocide...

by mofo96 June 22, 2011

spermmistake

A spermmistake occurs when your wife experiences an unwanted pregnancy, courtesy of your not bothering to put a fucking rubber on your schlong before having hot sex.

Regarding the kid that killed an Aussie tourist, various surgical procedures with rusty tools and no anesthesia would be fitting punishment for that spermmistake!

Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.

by Telephony August 31, 2013

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

Sperm Cramp

A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.

“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”

by Ninji (the real one) April 25, 2023

alt-sperg

A person who falsely labels someone alt-right when they don't know what it means, will lie and smear without evidence, will ignore counter arguments. Probably lives with their mom. Smell like an alcoholics carpet

The mainstream media are alt-sperg

by Killmenow724 August 18, 2018