Speedsoft

The act of 'getting soft' quickly

"This FBI raid made me so hard I had to speedsoft."

by POP.foreign February 26, 2021

Speedboating

Chugging huge amounts of cock.

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.

by Flava Jay December 9, 2008

Russian Speedboat

Taking the drugs DayQuil and NightQuil at the same time. That shit cray.

i was flying on a russian speedboat the entire funeral, it was great.

by Best Test In the West October 19, 2012

Speedsofter

A speedsofter is typically someone who wears all black and sports a Dye Mask. Typically known for cheating, and the use of Polarstars.

The Speedsofter will not call his hits.

by SexyMuffin12 December 7, 2017

Speed Goat

A goat of infinite speed. Often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.

Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.

"Dude, My nacho is gone!"

"Must have been a Speed Goat."

by Tres_Etrange July 11, 2009

SpeedSkater

An athlete who speed skates, sometimes made fun of for being homosexual because of the tight clothes the athlete wears while speedskating.

A very cruel nickname.

(some guy see's somebody speedskating)
guy: LMFAOO look at that SpeedSkater WHAT A HOMO!

by Therealmr360beast March 25, 2010

Speedskating

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.

Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004