by laura n kerry 05 September 25, 2005
Get the spangled mug.Person who claims to have Asperger Syndrome or to be "on the spectrum" as a form of plausible deniability to disavow all responsibility for how they behave in polite society, no matter how obnoxious or dangerous to public safety.
Wow. For a minute there I thought there was a nonzero chance that innocent unsuspecting family out for a pleasant Sunday stroll on the walking path with toddlers in tow, would've provided enough of a buffer zone to slow down that sperglord cyclist hurtling his way to the MIT cafeteria buffet, enough to allow me to take the most inspired leap of split-second evasive action I've ever taken in my life to avoid getting my silly sadly deluded ass spun into the ground. Fascinating!
by ghozzap August 13, 2022
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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Get the Spangled mug."My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".
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