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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis 

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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Star-Spangled Bomber 

The beautiful art of completely screwing up while singing the American National Anthem. Often comes with making up lines, awkward pauses and other embarrasing moments, usually caught on live T.V.
Did you see Christinia Agularia pull a total Star-Spangled Bomber during the Superbowl Sunday night?
Star-Spangled Bomber by Termanitor February 25, 2011

Star Spangled Sphincter 

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.
The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise 

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!
Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!

Star Spangled Blowjob 

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
Star Spangled Blowjob by campi April 12, 2008

Star Spangled Blowjob 

when you bust a load on a girls face and then throw confetti in it
dude why is there confetti on your floor?
oh i got a star spangled blowjob last night