sploopus

the combination of sperm, blood ,poop and puss

sitting around trying to gross each other out ,i came up with sploop,then added us for sploopus,sperm ,blood ,poop and puss,i won .

by stretchymon December 14, 2017

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019

Sploop

A big looser, no one likes them , smell very bad

Person 1:look at that guy over there

Person 2:what a sploop

by Superduperfungirl April 22, 2019

Sploop

When you do a big poo and some toilet water gets on your bum

I did a sploop

by Globobby October 2, 2019

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”

by derek fuck January 11, 2021

Sploopal

The highest level of 'mosterest' and all the 'ests' ever.

Person 1- "I love you most"
Person 2 - "I love you mosterestest!"
Person 1 - "I love you SPLOOPAL"
Persson 2 - *disintegrates*

by NC17SOVEREIGN June 9, 2021