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songleader 

1. Hot, sexy, slutty, alcohilic dancer and a member of the cheerleading team.
2. has a tendency to sleep with the away team.
3. knows how to shake her ass.
4. all girls want to be her, all guys want to fuck her.
5. a DGAFing, spirited member of you cheer squad.
6. doesn't take crap from anyone... BITCH
7. doesn't know how to conrol her alcohol consumption and addicted to energy drinks.
8. occasionally curses and is conseded and bitchy
9. Used to performing in short skirts and small amounts of clothing.
1. OH EM GEE, that girl must be a songleader.
2. Bball player 1: How was your night last night?
Bball player 2: I hooked up with this girl, and mayyyn she was fine
Bball player 1: oh she must have been a songleader.
Bball player 2: chyeah, you know that's the only way i roll.
songleader by Ashley Redenbacker January 30, 2007
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Singularity 

n. A point in societal evolution at which an infinite amount of development occurs within a finite space of time. After the Singularity there will be a unity of intention and action, of self and other, of thought and communication.
"The Singularity will occur, there is no stopping it. Embrace the darkness."
Singularity by Lyzzie April 28, 2008

The Singularity 

The singularity is the point in time where all girls who have instagram accounts link the their Onlyfans account. Or maybe instagram begins to offer a pay wall for x-rated content.
Dude we have almost reached the singularity. every girl I see on instagram links to her Onlyfans
The Singularity by Rickwinter October 3, 2020

singultus 

The REAL medical word for kiddie-ass hiccups. (Yes, it is chronic, exhausting and debilitating.)
My speech was ruined by a bad case of singultus. Singultus is an under rated communication problem.
singultus by KB Raymond July 15, 2006

singular noun 

Name of a person, a place, a thing or an idea.

The opposite of plural noun.

ex: elephant, turtle, table, life
A singular noun is a single noun :,D
just like me :,)
singular noun by LenZenZero August 5, 2018
When yo home boy got the vape n you want one hit
Aye, lemme hit a singula
singula by Yeyesingula May 10, 2019

Gastronomic Singularity 

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.