Somers Point NJ

A town in New Jersey where you can go to get your ass kicked if you think your tough. you can find no better weed then from here. you cant beat us so better just join us. Fuck the police.

Damn I don't wanna go to Somers Point NJ, there tough!

by Mister Skillz November 21, 2011

Somerset

The greatest county in England, in which:

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

~Oo-arr mate, I live in Zummerseh inni!

*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?

~Oo-arr.

by Lollage May 25, 2008

somersault

A somersault is an acrobatic exercise in which a person's body revolves 360° with feet passing over the head. A somersault can be performed either forwards, backwards, or sideways and can be executed in the air or on the ground. When performed on the ground it is normally called a roll.

Jane would often somersault around the garden with her friends all afternoon, during the summer, pausing only for the occasional orange juice or a cucumber sandwich

by tambo1972 September 30, 2013

somerset sewerage

a drink that is drunk after staying up drinking, made up of whatever leftovers (from bottles and cans)

sometimes poured through a sieve to filter out cigarette butts but the ash usually remains!

best enjoyed enjoed warm and with the sun on your face!

person 1 - "whats wrong with moe?"

person 2 - "he's been on the somerset sewerage!"

by joescarecrow February 6, 2010

soberspect

Soberly reflecting on the previous night's drunken stupor and wishing you hadn't done something embarrassing.

In soberspect I wish I hadn't spit ice down the front of that woman's shirt.

by rio rio 67 September 22, 2010

soberspiration

A sober person leading a well lived enjoyable life who inspires one to follow his/her path into sobriety.

David is so happy, he is a soberspiration to me.

by Beardly Man September 14, 2014

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019