shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

slumber rave

A disco nap that lasts too long. Incidentally, a good excuse for showing up late or missing a party.

"I took a disco nap before Sheila's party and it turned into a slumber rave. I guess I was really tired."

by HipShoe February 22, 2007

slumber weekend

a table for two slumber party which lasts all weekend long, or multiple days in a row. usually involves staying in bed the entire time, eating take-out or watching movies between bone sessions. mostly occurs when one night together feels so great that you just don't want it to end.

1. i remember that dude, we had a slumber weekend once. it was awesome.
2. we don't go out much, my girlfriend and i have slumber weekends constantly.

by leie May 31, 2009

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

Slumber Trump

The act of flatulence when one is sleeping

As my new girlfriend slept, she looked so perfect and peaceful. She then turned toward the wall and released a slumber trump.

by benjiblest December 4, 2011

Slumball

A person who lives in slum

That slumball can't afford a condom

by jojoroxo July 4, 2018

Slumberplunder

The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.

Example 1

Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.

Example 2

Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?

Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.

Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009