pussy soak

That condition in which ones cat becomes soaking wet. Can be induced by stroking her silky fur, kissing her owner passionately, or sometimes merely by looking loving at her. One so afflicted is known as a wet pussy. Not to be confused with soaking.

He invited me into his office. We shut the door. Within minutes I had such pussy soak I had to change my clothes.

by Dreamy D March 28, 2007

cork soaker

Comedic replacement word for "cocksucker". Even though SNL used the word in one of their sketches, they are not the originator. This word goes back to at least 1970, if not before, by the late, great, comic Redd Foxx on his old "dirty" record albums, way before the Sanford and Son TV show. I used to have the LP with this on it, don't remember the name of the album.

Redd Foxx audio comedy bit where he talks about people who soak corks for wine bottles whom he calls "cork soakers" as well as people who make frocks for expectant mothers, whom he calls "mother frockers". Foxx then talks about a convention which happens to host both groups, and states "I have never seen so many drunken mother frockers or cork soakers in my life".

by dannykewl December 7, 2012

Soak n Stroke

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.

Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.

I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!

by JHo May 13, 2005

Provo Soak

This is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. This is when a girl is so horny that she lets her man stick his boner in her vagina, but no movement or thrusting takes place. The boner just resides inside the vagina thus "soaking" inside it. This apparently isn't considered as intercourse....WTF!??

Girl: "I'm so hot for you right now, but we're not married so we can't have sex."

Boy: "Oh darn it all to heck! Oh wait...how about the provo soak!? That's not sex right!?"

Girl: "My goodness gracious! You're such a genius! Provo soak me now!"

by jesuscheese March 5, 2009

soak your head

Old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about.

Go soak your head

by kurty2433 February 15, 2012

super soak dat hoe

when you ejaculate all over a female so she becomes super soaked in your semen.

Yesterday I decided to super soak dat hoe so much, her eyes were stuck shut.

by Brittany Marie December 16, 2007