snuggie

1)A condition experienced when your underwear rides up the crack of you ass. Giving someone a snuggie by pulling on the waistband of their underwear is a favorite schoolyard prank of latent homosexuals posing as bullys.

2) A blanket with arms sold on TV by morons that didn't know they were basically calling their product a wedgie. The names they rejected were the hot carl, the Cleveland steamer, and the Alabama hot pocket.

"Hey man this commercial just told me to give my grandmother a snuggie for christmas"
"Yeah then you can give your dad a Cincinatti bowtie. "

by magila March 6, 2009

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A retarded, backwards robe that will completely ruin your social life. It will turn you into a tool!

Ever since I bought the snuggie, my parents wont talk to me, anymore.

by FunniPersin November 20, 2009

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put your snuggie on

a different way to tell one of your bros or just some random person to "chill out"

max : OMG dude im a beast at Call of Duty
sam : bro put your snuggie on you only have 2 kills half way through a game of sabotage

by Nathaniel Plaza August 1, 2009

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(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.

Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009

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