Snowblower 

When you're drunk having sex doggy style, get motion sick, and you throw up all over her back

We were very drunk, so Emily let me hit it from the back and I ended up performing the snowblower.

Snowblower by Chihuahua smex December 20, 2022

Snowblower 

When a man ejaculates into a woman and she sits on his face and queefs.

My girlfriend gave me a snowblower as she rode my face.

Snowblower by SuperLabMan August 21, 2023

Snowblower Slushi 

When a girl is giving a guy a bj in the snow and he cums and it semi-freezes from the cold. The cold makes it like a frozen slushi.

Last night I was with Chantal and we wanted to try something new so I gave her a snowblower slushi.

Snowblower Slushi by TRX534 October 17, 2009

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

South Dakota Snowblower 

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

South Dakota Snowblower by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021