snowboarding

a lame alternative of skiing, where you must sit approximately 100 feet from all jump areas and sit for approximately 5-10 minutes.

Dude, that 180 you did was gnarly!

by Mike May 13, 2005

urban snowboarding

the act of tying a rope behind a car and getting pulled thru town behind it on a snowboard.

"we went urban snowboarding behind my car yeserday"

by pimpin_aine_EZ_6969 January 30, 2004

snowboarding

something that will never be as cool as skateboarding

snowboarding is cool and all, but skateboarding rocks the shit out of it

by frsky March 27, 2008

mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011

Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.

Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020

snowboarding

neo-skiing, where participants use one board and not two. Also known as one of the most labor intensive sports to learn. Has a drammatically faster learning curve than skiing.

Me: I have been skiing for eight years, and I figured out snowboarding on my first day.
Dude: Would you do it again?
Me: If I ever get a nice long winter to be able to develope the skill.
Dude: RIGHT ON!

by Pius Aeneas October 27, 2008

Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011