Sam Sneaks

When someone is being real sly secretive you know like Mr mystery man sneaking around you just being real sneaky like your body actions and mannerisms.

man you didn't even see that dude he was all Sam sneaks up on us didn't hear or see anything like a ghost.

by BOBBO BOLANSKI May 1, 2022

sneaksterbate

Masturbating while your wife/gf/family are nearby.

While Hollie was watching TV in bed, I successfully sneaksterbated before joining her.

by Dutos September 27, 2010

sneader

A person who is half the age as everyone else in his department.

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

sneaks

Discustingly heavy running shoes often worn by nerds. Most commonly used for running and jumping over things. Look best when worn with tight denim pants. Brooks is the largest sneak making company today.

"Yo! Where my sneaks"

"Bryan, I'll trade your La Coste shoes for my sneaks"

by taxidriver April 22, 2006

Snead

A college by the name of Snead State Community College. That will waste 2 years of your life by offering classes you have already taken, aren't in your degree plan, stupid advisors that won't let you take more then 12 credit hours worth of class, or classes that won't transfer to another college without a large amount of yelling and banging your head into a wall.

Random Dude 1: "Where did you go to college?"

Former Snead Student: "Snead State..."

Random Dude 2: "What a waste of 2 years."

by JayGrr November 11, 2008

snead

To ridicule and completely humiliate the people you interact with at work.

"Oh, no, Carcinoma locked herself out of her office again."
"Don't snead."

by Shaquatawna February 20, 2009

sneaks

marked by deception
see old word "sneaky"

You are Ruulllll Sneaks

by Trav and Mitch April 21, 2006