Simron

a sweet, caring girl who is very small because she’s Indian, more specifically Bengali. She enjoys watching romantic films and gushing about her boyfriend. She is very understanding and will be patient with you and she’s very pretty too.

Wow, I love Simron.

by my peepee hard 666 November 22, 2018

sironic

The combination of sarcasm and irony.

It's sironic that the fire was cause by
stress relief candles.

by AlexV/KatieW January 10, 2008

Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003

smirnarade

A tasty mixed beverage of smirnoff and Gatorade. Simply buy a large bottle of Gatorade, drink some down, and dump in some tastey Smirnoff. Replace cap, shake, and imbibe.

It gets you mad drunk and can sometimes be confused with vaderade

Courtney tried to be sneaky and drink Smirnarade in class, but the smell got her caught.
Courtney got mad drunk the other night and confused vaderade with Smirnarade

by Thirsty Thursday October 15, 2007

Ivan Smirnov

Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"

Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.

I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming

by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020

Smiranda

best girl, she is beautiful, funny and adorable <3
she is a sweetheart 😩

smiranda i love you bestie 💟

by babydollyuh May 2, 2021

Smirnoff Ice

An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).

Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.

The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.

Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.

by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009