Smargled

A combination of the words Sad, Angry, Livid, and Pissed

"Dude, I'm so Smargled right now"

by RandomDudeHer September 19, 2024

Smarmer

A person that monopolises the time of an individual - to the annoyance of others - in a competitive way to prove that they are the better friend.

‘Jenny was only the guest at the wedding, but she would not let anyone next to the bride - and took over the maid of honours roles! She’s such a smarmer’

by Swishywooop July 29, 2025

Smarkle

To make something smell amazing and sparkle — to clean it so well it shines.
When you smarkle something, it doesn’t just get cleaned; it gets that fresh scent, that glow, that “new again”

“Dang, this place looks brand new!”
“Yeah, I smarkled the whole house.”

by i3reezy October 19, 2025