Smarmer

A person that monopolises the time of an individual - to the annoyance of others - in a competitive way to prove that they are the better friend.
‘Jenny was only the guest at the wedding, but she would not let anyone next to the bride - and took over the maid of honours roles! She’s such a smarmer’
by Swishywooop July 29, 2025
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Dominamigo

A person who, often unconsciously, monopolizes a friend’s time in a way that is socially competitive - typically to assert themselves as the closer or more important friend - frustrating others who also seek that person’s attention.
1. “At every party, Greg turns into an dominamigo - he always has to prove he’s the closest to the host.”

2. “You can’t get near Sarah at brunch unless you break through her dominamigo first.”

3. “You think you’re being friendly, but it’s coming across a little… dominamigo.”
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