slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

strapped

A slang term referring to be equipped with, particularly, firearms.

"Don't fuck with me. I'm strapped."

by Dave November 3, 2004

Bitch Slapped

Getting hit across the face by the back of a persons hand, or getting slapped in front of a big group of people.

Zander called Miranda a witch and she bitch slapped him.

by Sami Tabbaa April 1, 2004

daap slapped

What happens when you attend the University of Cincinnati and have classes in DAAP. Daap slapping usually refers to when you get slammed with a bunch of work, you suffer hell through a crit., or when you loose sleep from doing DAAP work.

"I got daap slapped yesterday in my drawing class. 20 renderings due by tomorrow."
"Have you seen the rest of our class? Did they all get daap slapped, or what?"

by every daaper January 24, 2009

slapped up

to be beaten up or slapped

Oh,you about to get slapped up

by rj ritchey December 5, 2003

Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands

I just piss slapped Laura

by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009

Strapped

When one is carrying a weapon, particularly a firearm.

Stay strapped, nigga...stay strapped.

by Steagles April 9, 2006