A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it.
Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
by Jenny May 16, 2004
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pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
by hellz v. May 5, 2007
Get the slowcala mug.Slutty orange. That awful fake tanned look that certain girls have. Also an excellent comeback for people who claim there are no words that rhyme with orange.
She might be cute if she wasn't slorange.
"Nothing rhymes with orange, you idiot."
"Haha, you forgot about slorange!"
"Nothing rhymes with orange, you idiot."
"Haha, you forgot about slorange!"
by Shamizzle Dizzle March 10, 2008
Get the slorange mug.Nickname (which should be used as the actual town name) thas describes the piece of crap town our parents love and we hate.
Kid from Slowcala: Dude, you should come down sometime.
Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?
Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....
Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......
Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami
Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?
Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....
Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......
Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami
by Sunny March 31, 2004
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