sloppy joe

when two people have anal sex while one is constipated

guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night

guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck

sloppy joe by Baron A June 3, 2010

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Sloppy Joe

After fornicating a menstruating vagina (if you're stupid,after fucking a bleedin' pussy), rub your penis vigorously about her lips and chin, thus creating the illusion
of having eaten a Sloppy Joe.

I fucked that raggin' bitch then fed her a Sloppy Joe!

Sloppy Joe by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

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sloppy joe

When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face

Wow babe you really cleaned up nice after that sloppy joe I gave you

sloppy joe by T-Ben June 25, 2009

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Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.

I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me

Sloppy Joe by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009