Sloppy Dallas

A southern blowjob. When someone puts a dip in and sucks your penis.

Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.

by AJ Howl October 15, 2020

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A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis

(or girls' vagina).

person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.

person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.

person 1: Yes

by SaNTi_78 October 15, 2020

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Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.

by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020

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When a man is taking a girl from behind while that girl is eating out the asshole of another girl who is eating out the asshole of another girl and so on and so on for as long as the dog sled team is to be. It helps if the man has a whip.

I did a Sloppy Dog Sled with the Canadian national curling team last night!

by corhoreck the flatulant December 23, 2011

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sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

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Sloppy dragger

When your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob, and she says its 'OK' to cum in her mouth, but not on her face...then once you finish in her mouth, you pull it from her mouth and smear it all over her face. Like a fleshy paintbrush.

I pulled a sloppy dragger on my girlfriend and got it in her eye.

by TonyNYadman February 2, 2010

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