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Limer Slimer

The act of chewing up an entire lime without swallowing it, then giving a blow job with the chewed up lime inside the mouth.
How did it go with Courtney last night? Did you smash?

Man, she gave me the limer slimer!
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Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018
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one handed slimer

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.
Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.
by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014
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Slimer

A pitiful human, one who cheats and steals or makes bad decisions with little direction in life. These people always seem to stick around.
That dude is a total slimer.
by Gpluss February 6, 2018
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Slimer

1) One who makes slime; 2) One who make slime recipe videos or slime squishing videos and shares them on Instagram or Darby Smart
That slimer's videos are so zen.
by lilniki6 January 21, 2018
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Slimer

When you a suffering from a sexually transmitted disease and you have a green discharge seeping out of your genitalia. You then place your genitalia in the mouth of your partner. The act of inserting your dripping genitalia into your partners mouth is referred to as a slimer
" dude I was giving it to Tiffany last night, I totally thought I was about to cum, I ended up giving her a slimer instead. I didn't know I was still pussing, whoops"
by Thealiholmes February 14, 2017
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Slimer

When being give a blowjob and saliva drops into your knob and is stuck.
E. G. Wow this slimer kinda hurts now.
by Urbanguy33 February 13, 2019
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