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Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.
After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.
by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011
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Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.
Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.
by Restekp August 4, 2018
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olde time sledding

The anual tradition of sliding down snow covered hills on either sleds, beer boxes, lawn chairs, or other objects. The key being to make it back to the top before your beer freezes.
Man I can't wait to go home for christmas. Its the time of year we all go olde time sledding!!
by trumpet player from fernie February 4, 2010
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Sledding Oil

Please refer to Striking Oil and Tobogganing before reading this description. In order to achieve the feat known as Sledding Oil one must first have a partner and several bottles of lube. First pour the lube into your partners ass, then stick your penis into the asshole. Now you must ride your partner down a flight of stairs. Once you reach the end of the stairs remove your penis, once removed your partner will spew a spray of shit and lube combination lolol.
tom: Hey babe wanna try sledding oil?
sarah: sounds good babe
tom: enjoy dat ride bitch.
Sarah: (after getting sledded: OMFG LOLOL THAT WAS AWESOMEOMEOME LOLOZLOLZOLZOLZ

Example #2

"Dude, bro, I Sled Oil with Lisa last night, I FUCKING LOVED IT, Lisa was a little embarrassed about all the shit, but when she saw how excited I was she wanted to do it again...TONIGHT!!!"
by Retardo Escabar (Kelv, Rich) November 2, 2009
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shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore
What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!
by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012
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olde time sledding

The struggle to reach the top of the hill before your beverage freezes; ultimately, a metaphor for the human condition.
Eddie got thrown in the ditch by saxophone player from Regina, therefore his beverage had time to pass that quick stage between "slushy" and "frozen". That's olde time sledding for you!
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sledding

a classic recreational activity that involves sliding down a snowy or icy hill on a low friction board, tube, plank, or other creative sliding device.
in the winter, children often go sledding down snowy hills. hopefully without crashing into trees.
by viking ice princess July 5, 2011
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