scruzening-skyscrapers

Definition: skru-zɛn-ɪŋ skaɪˌskreɪpə
First coined by philosopher Andrew H. Scruzenin

it refers to overcrowding in areas where plenty of
space is available but for some reason, it has occurred.
typically to the point of building collapse.
this concept was first documented in August of 1974.

Beijing is home to 15 Scruzening-skyscrapers since 2 collapsed in 2009.

home to many impoverished people the Chinese government refuses
to reduce the issue.

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Lithuanian Skyscraper

The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.

"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"

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horizontal skyscraper

A building that may only be a few floors but goes on for hundreds of meters.

Wow, this building is only 5 stories high but a high mile long. Yep, that's a horizontal skyscraper.

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Skyscraper Sadness

Definition: (n.)The depression or feelings of unhappiness that arise from living in a dense urban dwelling.

See also: big city blues, high rise heartache

Joe hated New York city. The packed subway system and endless concrete gave him the worst case of Skyscraper sadness.

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Skin Skyscraper

A well-endowed erection so majestic that the tip is hidden in the clouds

Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

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