skoolies

place where skool leavers go when they finish there yr 12 exams and want to go and get shitfaced. often held in queensland and victor harbor in SA. Can often be associated with horny sluts and ugly gangies lookn to cop it from multiple guys at once. Also a haven for 30 + yr old guys tryin to pickup some teen slut to bang rotten

got sloppy seconds ?

queensland or victor harbor is where skoolies is held

by Killa_VN February 4, 2006

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A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"

El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."

by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013

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A stoolie is a swirly administered with turds in the toilet bowl. Also known as a shitty-twister or a hair doo.

Oh man I had to use a box of qtips to get all the turd out of my ears after Mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.

by Frankie Avocado October 17, 2009

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Skooties: 1) Slang. Combonation of the words skirt and boobies, to describe the quality, firmness and beauty of a womans ass while she is wearing a skirt. 1) Slang: Combonation of the two words cooties and skater, refering to the transmiting of cooties from a skater to an unsuspecting person.

1)Gawd daum! check it! them skooties walking down the street..mmmm..bet ya i could bounce a quater off them hip-high skooties.
2) Fuck naw! them some nasty-ass saggin skooties! she got the mom-butt yo!

Popular girl: Ewww. Trevor don't be touching me in my private area, fer all i know you be giving me skooties, you skootie ridden skater punk!
Trevor: So, you want to stop having sex now then?

by JamesEX May 13, 2004

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