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Pink Skittle

I'm DJing that pink skittle (I'm masturbating)
by Munchkin6990 January 10, 2013
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Lil skittle

A Boss ass rapper who rap battles thots and spits pure fire on his mix tape
Yo put in the aux cord we're about to listen to lil skittle
by Lil skittle February 20, 2015
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skittle-aid

step 1. fill a cup with cool water.

step 2. drop a handfull of yellow (lemon) skittles into the water, let sit for 5mins max

step 3. stir

step 4. drink, doesn't taste like REAL lemon-aid, but its pretty damn close.
Cord- i just made a big cup of skittle-aid, anyone want any?

fellow LD classmates- Yeah!
by Dus10 August 5, 2007
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Skittlebrau

Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
by The Tangoman October 24, 2004
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diddle the skittle

Revived back into popular culture from Seattle, Washington.

1. To touch the female genitals until orgasm
2. Female Masturbation
Sunday night I went to this party that was suppose to be a jump off but turned out to be sum bullshit. The only thing poppin at the party was the fact my ex was there and he wanted to diddle the skittle.
by Ashley Ashley January 2, 2008
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Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.
Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012
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Skittle Squasher

A female who damages her sexual partner's genitalia, specifically the testicular region, through overenthusiastic thrusting of the pelvis. This female is usually on top.
Yeah, poor guy, his girlfriend is such a skittle squasher.
by Squishy Squasher September 12, 2010
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