stonks

stonks

stonks

by EVAVina June 22, 2022

sjones

One who rants about nothing in particular, and won't let the subject drop.

He ranted on about inkjet printers like a real sjones.

by cixen June 11, 2006

Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020

Shonks

A very annoying person who has the username Shonks on a gaming or social media platform

Sean is Shonks and is very bad at Fortnite

by SEANSMELLSBAD May 8, 2019

Stonks

When stocks go up

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆

by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019

Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

Stonks

A pair of testicles

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.

by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009