shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Shmatsy

another name used for someone who is a pussy.

Pj Tomasasetti is such a shmatsy.

Look at that kid over there playing golf, what a shmatsy.

by birdwellington January 8, 2010

Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

Shatsquat

Action. The action of pooping on your employers desk. Taking a shit on someone’s desk.

I am tired of working here so I shatsquatted on my bosses desk.

by Atoddler July 7, 2020

Shivatsa Nath

The coolest kid ever way better than Tatenda or Rohith he gon cook u in a curry off. Lokey the baddest bitch out there and that's on my slimes.

Have you seen Shivatsa.Oh yeah he lokey bad af. frfr

Have you seen Shivatsa Nath.Oh yeah he lokey bad af. frfr

by ....,. May 15, 2021

Shrats ass

A word i made up that can be used for someone stupidly annoying such as yourself maybe you can call your self a shrats ass

Your a shrats ass

by Ugh regan August 4, 2021