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Shuester 

A Shuester is the perfect refreshing drink of tropical and semitropical places on the map usually served on a sailboat. It’s two shots of Tito’s Vodka, one large perfectly square ice cube with cranberry juice. always served in a cosmopolitan glass.
Named after the legendary sailor Chris Shuester.
Let’s jump on that boat and slam a few Shuester’s!
Shuester by The master master July 20, 2019
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One who is at the sub-buddy level.. generally a peasant
Tiffington is literally the biggest subster on the planet
Subster by makaveli828 February 20, 2021
Shuster (eden) is the name of the prettiest smartest funniest girl that you will meet in your life , honestly it can be a bit annoying sometimes but all in all its impossible to hate her.
She will do anything for her family and the people she loves in the spare 5 minutes she has in a week working three jobs like an immigrant.

Every shuster has a jackie usually of ethnic background and similar sense of humor , the jackie may be beloved by her family in a mutual way.
"DAMN look at that shuster walking around in daylight"

Jackie: "where is my shuster"

"Did i call my shuster today"

"Did i send my shuster a birthday greeting in 2019?"

"Im gonna marry that shuster"
"Bro you really should"
Shuster by JackieAbbLovesYutal November 22, 2021
Shuster (eden) is the name of the prettiest smartest funniest girl that you will meet in your life , honestly it can be a bit annoying sometimes but all in all its impossible to hate her.
She will do anything for her family and the people she loves in the spare 5 minutes she has in a week working three jobs like an immigrant.

Every shuster has a jackie usually of ethnic background and similar sense of humor , the jackie may be beloved by her family in a mutual way.
"DAMN look at that shuster walking around in daylight"

Jackie: "where is my shuster"

"Did i call my shuster today"

"Did i send my shuster a birthday greeting in 2019?"

"Im gonna marry that shuster"
"Bro you really should"
Shuster by JackieAbbLovesYutal November 23, 2021
Shuster (eden) is the name of the prettiest smartest funniest girl that you will meet in your life , honestly it can be a bit annoying sometimes but all in all its impossible to hate her.
She will do anything for her family and the people she loves in the spare 5 minutes she has in a week working three jobs like an immigrant.

Every shuster has a jackie usually of ethnic background and similar sense of humor , the jackie may be beloved by her family in a mutual way.
"DAMN look at that shuster walking around in daylight"

Jackie: "where is my shuster"

"Did i call my shuster today"

"Did i send my shuster a birthday greeting in 2019?"

"Im gonna marry that shuster"
"Bro you really should"
Shuster by JackieAbbLovesYutal November 23, 2021
To miraculously achieve one moment of greatness despite being a complete and total bum/loser.
I can't believe that squirrely loser actually won that one time; he's a real shuster.
Shuster by Ralph Cox 80 February 12, 2022