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showersesh

When a muck is too lazy and does not want to go and sesh outside a showersesh must take place where rimrockets and bowlpunches take place in the shower
i couldnt rip bowls outside in the wind so i decided to have a showersesh
by yoneesafe April 5, 2008
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PM Showers

A universal nickname for any male who talks and dresses like a male stripper.
Crap dude, I want to go into Abercrombie, but every time I go in there I see PM Showers.
by TeamHKRacing April 20, 2011
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Showerkraut

Verb - Shau(er)\Kraut\
While showering with a hot chick and letting one rip. Kinda like a Dutch oven, but the fart is retained by the shower curtain and not a comforter.
It smelled like lavender shampoo in here, until Jeff let one rip and Showerkrauted me!
by Thunderkitten December 9, 2010
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Shwerking

Shitting while twerking, usually resulting in projectile elimination on all facets of the bathroom, including up the wall.
Ain't no way I'm using that stall. Squeeshah been shwerking in there after a hard night at Taco Bell.
by discgolfdc April 13, 2016
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showerpiphany

An epiphany--something that occurs to you, often deep and profound--that occurs to you while you're in the shower.

Many people, for some reason, do their best thinking in the shower. Maybe it's the quiet, distraction-free environment, or maybe it's the tingling feeling of water rushing over you that stimulates your senses and mind, but some of the best and most creative mind-work is often done at the least-convenient moment (i.e. when shampoo suds are falling into your eyes).

Showerpiphanies are often ephemeral, since (unless you have something waterproof to write with) you can't note them down, and once you get out of the shower and busy with other things, they're easy to forget.

Related: showerplan, when something that needs to be done occurs to you while you're in the shower, which you then forget as soon as you get out.
Will: Dude, I had a life-changing showerpiphany this morning.
Derek: What was it?
Will: No idea. I forgot it as soon as I got out of the shower.
Derek: You need to invent a waterproof recorder to record all your showerpiphanies.
Will: THAT WAS IT!! That was totally my showerpiphany. Thanks, bro!
Derek: I'll take a 30% royalty for jogging your memory.
by alaskanjackal June 4, 2018
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shoeskis

a great friend group who will never leave your side. they are crazy but also cool and funny. they usually are girls but can be boys.
boy: "whos that?"
Girl: "oh thats my friend group the shoeskis
by hehehehehehbro May 21, 2021
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star showers

When your significant other likes getting covered in man glitter by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonation party!
"hey baby how you liking all those star showers?!"
by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015
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