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Salute your shorts 

Salute your shorts theme-

We run, we jump, we swim and play
We row and go on trips
But the thing that lasts forever
Are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart!
It's I hope we never part
Now get it right or pay the price
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
by the Lake of Anawanna,set in the old pine trees
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts
but when we think about you,this thing it came apart!
Think Ana-wanna-wanna!
Speak Ana-wanna-wanna!
Live Ana-wanna-wanna! Ugh!!!
Salute your shorts by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

salute your shorts 

salute your shorts by Banana April 16, 2005

Shorts hero 

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.
Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.
Shorts hero by Greg Monahan December 21, 2007

chewy shorts 

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.
We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.
chewy shorts by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Bicycle Shorts 

When a male gets a boner and his shorts become tight, it appears as if he is wearing a pair of bicycle shorts.
When Jerry saw Linda walk by he was wearing bicycle shorts.
Bicycle Shorts by Whereisgary? June 19, 2008

hot shorts 

They're the spandex shorts in bright colors. Used by sluts for raves and what not.
Damn bro, check out the fine ass bitch in the pink hot shorts, I think her vagina is waving at me!
hot shorts by badbitchez69 February 24, 2017