You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

by bionixcommand June 28, 2010

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast

Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.

by put pseudonym here August 9, 2019

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

shoot me drug

a drug that, once possessed, will motivate other individuals to take actions up to and including shooting the drug's possessor, in order to gain possession of the drug

That oxy is a shoot me drug

by Chris from Cal January 2, 2017

If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

Shoot me with an arrow

This word is used best to describe your day or your current mood. Similar meaning to “kill me now” or “shoot me”. However you won’t get yelled at for saying it in school or questioned in public.

Friend: “how’s your day going?”
Me: “ugh shoot me with an arrow”

by Rami129 January 16, 2021