Shomari

A guy who’s black and has big balls

Man that guy’s Shomari is showing

by earnest u mama September 29, 2019

Shmernered

S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.

Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like

Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.

by rubaryy April 11, 2023

shmer

1. synonymous for ugh
2. used when you don't know the word you are looking for
3. synonymous for shut
4. something idiots say

"You shmered the shmerly shmer shmerfully."

by Morbot December 5, 2011

shamera

Sexy ass piece of chocolate, loyalty run a long way, she be bluffing non stop though.

Hey it's shamera the bluff, but she sexy ;)

by LulCrudd June 18, 2018

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

Shmerdo

A teenage person, usually american, who speaks and expresses him/herself in an uncomprehensible jibberish, impossible to be understood by others.

<Jim> Hey, did you understand Henry's oral presentation this morning?

<Bob> I didn't get a word of it, that guy is such a shmerdo!

by 7_BigDaddy_8 November 27, 2011

shober

Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.

Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.

by b-dog66 April 11, 2010